This elementary school student's shirt reads,
"Lover's Choice"
This shirt is exactly
what Japan has a bad reputation for. I bet if her
mother knew what it meant she wouldn't be smiling
so big.
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This is a middle school student whose shirt reads,
"RUN
AWAY
RIGHT
NOW!"
I have no idea why she bought it. Probably because
she liked the stars at the top.
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"VIRGIN GRAVE."
Why in the world would anyone create a clothing company
with this name? You'd think they would look their company
name up before they trademark it. |
"JUST A MORMENT"
This sign was on the changing room door of a store with
a lot of Engrish shirts. |
The name of the CD that this flyer is for is
"FULL MONTY."
That's a little bit funny, but the flag in the background
reads, "BUY OR SAWED." That's not the
funniest thing either. The funniest thing is the evil
rabbit teddy-bear in the bottom corner that's shooting
a water gun into the air. Huh? |
"Area for taking snapshots with the statue
of SAIGO together."
This place is much better
than the area for taking snapshots with the statue of
SAIGO in pieces. |
"N0 PROBLEM
STEEP ROAD MONSTER"
Funny Enlish is one thing, but funny English on
a T-shirt that is advertizing for a Monster Truck
Rally is another. It doesn't get much better than
this.
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"DERIVERY & TAKE OUT"
Apparently delivery was really hard to spell,
what with the same word written nearly a foot away on
the sign to the left of it. |
Although there isn't technically any English on
this cookie, it's still not really something you would
see in America...
(This symbol in Japanese means peace)
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"DIET PLEASE!
HAVE A GOOD VALENTINES DAY"
Nuff said. |
"CONES DO YOU THINK WE SHARED?
HOW MANY TIMES DID WE DANCE?
COULD WE BEGIN TO"
This English is mostly strange because they stole
it from something and formatted it illegibly. Who cares,
it's still funny! |
"LUNCHI MENU"
I've also seen "Launch Specials advertised,"
but I don't have the picture. |
"Walk the dog every morning in the green
park. keep the geen life & geen's world. We are
save the happy reef and happy voice. Have a nice day.Good
every morning."
Who is Geen?
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"feeling As you are
impressed. you have only to live"
I can't even imagine what this is supposed to say. |
Sasaki Sensei owns the best Engrish shirts in existence.
He could seriously have his own section. This shirt
reads:
"ENDLESS
SUMMER
DEFENSE-LESS
LIFE GAME."
It's followed by a hilarious poem that makes no sense,
but you'll have to trust me because you can't read it
in the picture. Sorry. |
This is another of Sasaki Sensei's amazing shirts.
This one says,
"MASCULINE
SEASON TO FEEL THE WIND"
I would buy this shirt in a minute. |
